Post by aronsivle on Jul 21, 2005 6:14:06 GMT -5
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The 4 members of the family drop their pants and take a large shit on the floor. The mother gets to work collecting all the shit into a pile while the father sits on the couch. The puppy runs up and starts licking the man's balls while the son knocks the daughter unconcious and starts giving it to her up the ass while she's out cold on the floor. Meanwhile the mother gets in postion between the dad's legs, but over the dog still licking his balls. She gets to work sucking off dad while jerking off the puppy.
The boy is climaxing, so he pulls out and finishes by hand, getting santorum all over himself. He shoots in the daughter's mouth just as she comes to. She jumps up and vomits all over the collected shit. The son fires his second rope with startling accuracy into her left eye and kicks her in the shin. As she starts hopping around and screaming with one eye slammed shut, he slaps in the face with his jerking hand, now filled with shit, and screams, "Ahoy! I see a n*gger pirate!" The father screams, "Prepare the cannons!" and the family sets to work.
The mother picks up the puppy, and finishes jerking it off, letting it spray on top of the pile of shit and vomit. She passes the puppy to the son who starts fisting its ass while the daughter just sits in the middle of the floor, sobbing and pissing all over the carpet. The mother crams the shit/vomit/puppy-spunk combo down her throat, then vomits it back up all over the father's cock. She gathers her vomit into a neat pile on the tip of his cock and walks over to her daughter, who she picks up by her feet and starts a standing 69 with. The father stands up, and bends over. The son, now with his hand in the puppy nearly up to his elbow, starts pushing the puppy into the dad's ass, fisting his dad with the puppy. As the dad screams, "Thar She Blows!" he blows his load and sprays the shit and vomit and jizz all over his wife, daughter and the talent agent. At the same time the son punches through dad's stomach wall with the puppy, leaving a gaping wound. As the puppy squirms to get off the son's hand, the son places a top hat on the puppy, just in time for it to squirm off the boy's arm and run over to hump the agent's leg.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The 4 members of the family drop their pants and take a large shit on the floor. The mother gets to work collecting all the shit into a pile while the father sits on the couch. The puppy runs up and starts licking the man's balls while the son knocks the daughter unconcious and starts giving it to her up the ass while she's out cold on the floor. Meanwhile the mother gets in postion between the dad's legs, but over the dog still licking his balls. She gets to work sucking off dad while jerking off the puppy.
The boy is climaxing, so he pulls out and finishes by hand, getting santorum all over himself. He shoots in the daughter's mouth just as she comes to. She jumps up and vomits all over the collected shit. The son fires his second rope with startling accuracy into her left eye and kicks her in the shin. As she starts hopping around and screaming with one eye slammed shut, he slaps in the face with his jerking hand, now filled with shit, and screams, "Ahoy! I see a n*gger pirate!" The father screams, "Prepare the cannons!" and the family sets to work.
The mother picks up the puppy, and finishes jerking it off, letting it spray on top of the pile of shit and vomit. She passes the puppy to the son who starts fisting its ass while the daughter just sits in the middle of the floor, sobbing and pissing all over the carpet. The mother crams the shit/vomit/puppy-spunk combo down her throat, then vomits it back up all over the father's cock. She gathers her vomit into a neat pile on the tip of his cock and walks over to her daughter, who she picks up by her feet and starts a standing 69 with. The father stands up, and bends over. The son, now with his hand in the puppy nearly up to his elbow, starts pushing the puppy into the dad's ass, fisting his dad with the puppy. As the dad screams, "Thar She Blows!" he blows his load and sprays the shit and vomit and jizz all over his wife, daughter and the talent agent. At the same time the son punches through dad's stomach wall with the puppy, leaving a gaping wound. As the puppy squirms to get off the son's hand, the son places a top hat on the puppy, just in time for it to squirm off the boy's arm and run over to hump the agent's leg.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"