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Post by Online shopper on Jul 20, 2005 19:35:38 GMT -5
I saw that JGP was offering proof he is Elvis for sell on thar. It comes in a clear plastic bottle and a magnifying glass. LMAO
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Ripped off in Seatle
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Post by Ripped off in Seatle on Jul 20, 2005 19:38:58 GMT -5
Yah I bought me one of those Larry Blong records for 300 bucks! When I got it, it was an Elvis 45 with Elvis Presley scratched out and Larry Blong written in place of it.
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Totally ripped of in Michigan
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Post by Totally ripped of in Michigan on Jul 20, 2005 19:44:00 GMT -5
Yah I can better that I bought a Marie Blow up doll. When I blew it up the tits fell off and a dick popped out! On top of that I paid 200 for it and get this they want 3.99 a minute when I use it!
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Post by Lmao on Jul 20, 2005 19:45:43 GMT -5
Oh I think tonight is funny night!
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Really Ripped in Missery
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Post by Really Ripped in Missery on Jul 20, 2005 19:53:56 GMT -5
Yah I can better that I bought a Marie Blow up doll. When I blew it up the tits fell off and a dick popped out! On top of that I paid 200 for it and get this they want 3.99 a minute when I use it! Hey buddy I bought that tuu. Same damn thing happened tu mae. Only did yours happen have a note written awn its thingy. Mine did. It said you just got F-----d by JON! |
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One satisfied Red neck
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Post by One satisfied Red neck on Jul 20, 2005 21:06:44 GMT -5
(Yall gonna luv this one)
Yall heard of a Jack in the box right? Well over thar on Elvisbay somebody is offering this Elvis in a casket, Jack in the box. So I thought this would be kinda entertainin for the bar on my front porch so I said Janine, Janine she is my wife, Janine honey I am gonna order that Elvis in a casket. It says here it plays that song Now and Then Theres a Fool Such as I. Thats Janines favorite. It plays it when you wind it up.
So I ordered this thing and about four days later I got it. Only cost $20 bucks so I thought that was a good deal. Good entertainment for my buddies. Anyways heres where it all goes North. I am from the south so it can't go thar now can it?
I open this box up and pull out all those plastic cheesies then burned all that in my outdoor fireplace. There it was oh bout 10 inches by 4 inches, so I wound that sucker up and sure nuff it played Janines favorite song and just at the end the lid pops open and up popped this Santy Clause and holdin this itty bitty rubber chicken. I was stunned, not that, thats unusual, but nonetheless I thought what the hell! The I took a real good look at this and noticed it wasn't even Elvis face.. So I said Janine Bring me a beer and take a look at this face. I think I have seen it before but I don't know. All I know is it aint Elvis. So Janine brought me a beer and took one look at it and said oh thats the Col. ya know Col. Parker. And I said Janine whats Col. Parker and a rubber chicken got to do with Elvis in a Box? She didn't know either. So I said Janine get me beer and the telephone I am callin them people I think YOU got ripped off! So While Janine was fetchin me a beer and the telephone I turned this box over and it said Made in Taiwan. Well I never heard of no place in Tennesee called Taiwan. This made me suspicious all the more. So anyhow I called up them people over at Elvisbay and I said what the hell is this? This vendor sent me somethin that aint right. I explained that it wasn't an Elvis in the Box but that it was a Col. in the box and holdin a little itty bitty rubber chicken. I said I wasn't happy and by the way What the Hell does Col. Parker and a rubber chicken have to do with an Elvis in the box? She didn't know. However she was real good bout it all.She said I could send it back for a full refund as long as it was in the original box with those little plastic cheesies. Well I was bit embarrassed to tell her I burned all that already but she was real kind bout it she said she would ship me a new box with cheesies but I would have to pay for it. Well I thought fair is fair, I did burn it. Cost me $15 bucks ah for the box. Well actually 10 plus I had to pay 5 for them to send it. I also had to pay the return shippin of the Col.in the Box and a small reprocessing fee. It was right there in the fine print. Those two combined were 30 bucks so all in all It cost me only $45. But hey I gotta say they do refund your money when your not happy!Would I do my Elvis shoppin thru them agin you betcha!
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Post by Ripped off Taiwan on Jul 20, 2005 22:07:46 GMT -5
Oklay so I blought this rittle baby bunny labbitt that Ervis once owned in 1962. I pay 400 Us Dorrars for. Leal expensive for labbitt. Buy labbitt hee for 50 yen. They send and I get. Show fliend labbitt, head of Ervis in China Fan Crub. She tell Wang, Elvis never own labbitt. I think I got sclewed! Can someone help Wang, Prease? Also prease Wang want to know how rong amelica labbitts rive?
P.S You one stupid ledneck! Taiwan in China!
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Lipped off in Carifolnia
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Post by Lipped off in Carifolnia on Jul 20, 2005 22:29:51 GMT -5
Herro. I Wong cousin to Wang. I rive in Carifolnia. Own Chinese Lestlaunt. I buy Ervis wart 1500 hundred dorrars. Wong think wart not leally Ervis wart and Wong will send back. Big Plobrem tho. Wang roose wart in chow mein last night. So if you eat at Wongs rast night prease stick flinger down thloat and return Wongs wart. Flee dinner fol month. To Wang you think ledneck is dumb? Amelican labbitts not rive that rong.
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One Hung Lower than other one
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Post by One Hung Lower than other one on Jul 21, 2005 1:10:51 GMT -5
Ahhhhsooo i rave your relvis rart and i find it in sroup and it wras crewed on.You can rave back but i get free buffett.
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Post by Scooter on Jul 21, 2005 1:14:59 GMT -5
I have one dem there marie dolls and mine has a bush that looks like african jungle bush.It came with its afro pick and jerry curl spray.I must say I was upset that her dick was uncut and bigger than mine.But if you lift it up and bend the Marie doll over and tug on the thingy and you hear it play "dont cry daddy". I was suppose to get free road kill with it
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