MY JIMMEY STOREY IN CIRKILVILLE OHIO !

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HI ALLLLLLLLLLL MY ORIAN FRWINESDZ, SO HEREZ MY JIMMEY STOREY. I GOT A FREEE RIDE ON A SMALL YELLOWEY SKOOL BUS TO GO FROM VIRJINIA TO OHIO TO SEEE MY SUPER JIMMEY IN CONSERT ON ST PATRIKKS DAY IN CIRKILVILLE. I WUZ NOT ALLOWED TO SEE JIMMEY BUT I SNUKKK IN ANEYWAY. WHEN MY SUPER JIMMMEY DID A HAT TRIKK ON STAGE I WENT TO GRAB HIS BIG WEEEENIE. I WUZ TAKKILED DOWN BY SEKURITEY AND I THINK TORI LARSEN CALLED THE COPS ON ME. JIMMMEY & ELAINE HAD PUT A RESTRAINEING ORDER ON ME SO I CANNT GO NEAR THEM. NASSTEY TORI LARSON TOLD EVERIEONE I WAS SUPER RETARDID & I SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO SEE THE CONSERT. I STILL WRITE LUVV LETTIRZ TO JIMMEY & LITTEL JIMMEY. WHUT HAVE YOU DONE FOR YOUR SUPER JIMMMMMEY TODAY ? HUHHHHHH ? SPOOOOTEY SPOOOOT ?

BLESS, FRWIENRDSZ, GIP, ALLEN

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MY SUPER JIMMEY LOOKED AT ME STRANGE WHEN I GRABBED HIS BIG WEE WEE OK ! BLESS, FRWIENDS, GIP, ALLEN

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Hi ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MY ORIAN FRWIENDS, TODAY IS MYYYYYYY BRITHEDAYE! BETTEY CAME OVER TO MY TRAILIR HOUSE AND BOUGHT ME TWO MIDGET SIZED DRAG QUEEN BLOW UP DOLLZ THAT LOOK JUST LIKE MYYYYYY SUPIR JIMMEY. THEY EVEN HAVE MASKS ON OK! MY BEST BRITHEDAYE EVER! OH HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BETTTEY! BLESS, FRWINEDZS, GIP, ALLEN