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Post by Johnny Tahoe on Oct 5, 2005 8:17:15 GMT -5
HI. My name is, ah my name is Johnny Tahoe and thats Tahoe not The Hoe. Larry Blong he the Hoe. He stole my my story man. So did did that other dude Elvis Jesse. I am Elvis Jesse. Hell Its' me thats the "Memphis Mystery" not these guys . Shit get your facts straight. I am the doub-el, the Kinky King, the man in the mirror, the big fat slob donut eatin S.O.B. Hell I am Sivle Sir Swivel the astronaut from Orion. Just go ask the Admiral!
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Post by Johnny Tahoe on Oct 5, 2005 8:52:17 GMT -5
A friend of mine wrote a song that expresses exactly what the whole purpose of Me is.
When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis
In each and every one of you out there.
Let me tell you.
Wellllllll...
Elvis is everywhere,
Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody,
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me
Elvis is everywhere, man!
He's in everything.
He's in everybody.
Elvis is in your jeans.
He's in your cheesburgers.
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
Elvis is in your mom!
He's in everybody.
He's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Elvis in them too.
Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them.
Everybody except one person that is,
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis,
The Anti-Elvis!
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in him,
lemme tell ya.
Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.
And Elvis is in Joan Rivers
but he's trying to get out, man! He's trying to get out!
Listen up Joanie Baby!
Elvis is everywhere,
Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody,
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me
Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?
Let me tell you!
Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!
Yeah, man you see guys walking down the street
pushing shopping carts,
and you think they're talking to Allah,
they're talking to themselves.
Man, no they're talking to ELVIS!
ELVIS! ELVIS!
You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Triangle?
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.
Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is!
Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.
They look like Elvis.
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.
Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness
Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!
Elvislution!
Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's Inside of you and me.
That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Elvis inside of you.
Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Elvis, heal me!"
"Save me, Elvis!"
"Make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light."
That's right!
You've got that Elvis inside of you
and he's talkin to you.
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!
Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either.
Everybody!
Yeah, we're rockin' now!
Elvis is with us.
He's with us and he's speaking to us.
He says "Peoples!"
"Peoples!"
"Everybody!"
"Everybody got to sing!"
Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me.
Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the King.
Man oh man What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me.
Elvis!
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Post by Aron Sivle on Oct 5, 2005 9:02:10 GMT -5
THE KINKY KANG??? HMM INTERESTING NONE THE LESS..AND ELVIS IS IN MAH CHEESEBURGER?? HMM I HOPE HE DONT EAT MUCH I SHO LOVE ME SOME CHESSEUM BURGERS
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Post by Guest on Oct 5, 2005 10:01:37 GMT -5
Hey Johnny, you need help.
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Post by aronsivle on Oct 5, 2005 11:17:58 GMT -5
sloppy joe sloppy sloppy joe come on....sloppy joe ah sloppy sloppy joe
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Post by Johnny Tahoe on Oct 5, 2005 18:58:31 GMT -5
Hey Guest BITE ME!
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Post by Xman on Oct 5, 2005 19:14:18 GMT -5
If it is Sloppy he can bite me too! Who the hell are you anyways Johnny? I know who you appear to be but I am betting your not. Are you good ol Abra?
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Post by Friend on Oct 6, 2005 8:51:16 GMT -5
While I am not sure of who Johnny Tahoe that posted is I can tell you that Johnny Tahoe is a fictitous character of Major Smith. This goes back to the early days in all this Alive story. Smith apparently managed Harra for a while. Smith was also the person who introduced the Elvis Jesse persona. Now bear in mind that the recent Blong character has his roots in Johnny Harra. In fact when Earl Parsons came along he did every thing he could to say Harra was the double but when challenged Parsons backed off reworked the story an became Jon Cotner and Cotner then introduced Blong based on a pic that had been around forever of an unkown lookalike at the gates. But once again This "Cotner" screwed up. He /she tried to maintain this pic was taken at the gates of Graceland when in fact it was in Hollywood at the Hillcrest Rd. house. Also Cotner ran into a big problem when confronted with more pics of the same guy that clearly show Dale did not look that much like Elvis except for the one profile. Cotner even tried to argue his case against the very person who took the pics, Sandy Miller. She told him he was nuts! But the main point being is that where we are today in these wild stories is nothing more than the extention of the very early stories. So the players are pretty much all the same people. An interesting thing to look into is "Eternally Elvis INC" out of Florida here is a major key in all of it ! Steven Chanzes.I am willing to bet the name Chanzes is of Latin background. Just like Belkis and just like Marie ROJAS. now Marie seems to be a big player in all this and even has multiple roles she plays. Belkis well she claimed Jon Burrows was Elvis and only recently she is now saying she thinks John Smith is Elvis. Funny but two of the people listed as owners or directors of Eternally Elvis jsut happened to be named Smith. Also funny is the fact that there is no record of a Steven Chanzes ever being an owner of or director of Eternally Elvis. If I can find it I will post the docuemented facts on this for you. The reason this Eternally Elvis comes up is simple Chanzes claimed to run it or at the least represent it.
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